A few months ago I was invited on an outing to see some cricket. Since I'm not into cricket, I declined the offer. Then someone explained that “watching cricket” actually just involves lots of drinking, so I obviously accepted.

It's now 19:00 on a Sunday evening. We've been awake for around twelve hours and have been drinking alcoholic beverages for approximately eight of those, some since before 9:00! It's been raining all day too, which means we've seen no cricket whatsoever (except for some old highlights they showed on TV). Are we bothered? Not really. We've had fun, cricket or not.

Here are some points for discussion though:

Why does HotPhil keep interrupting me? (Just because he's already written his post perhaps?)

Why didn't they put a few more carriages on our train from Sheffield to Leeds when they knew it was going to be packed like it is every year because everyone's going to watch the cricket?

Why didn't they build a roof over the stadium when they knew that they were building it in the North of England where it will obviously rain whenever a test match is scheduled?

Why did Chris Hill go home so early? (Cos he was hammered, perhaps?)

Why does Coco Smiley McRiley keep denying his Scottish heritage?

Is live blogging actually a good idea when you've been drinking all day?

Labels: personal, rant

The problem with blogs is that when you’re busy, you have more to blog about but less time to blog because you’re busy. So you have to wait until you’re not so busy and then you can’t remember exactly what you were going to say. I’ve started to write this three times now. Maybe I’d be better of live-blogging when I go to gigs, although past experiences have taught me that alcohol and technology do not go together...

Anyway, a few of us went to The Boardwalk in Sheffield a week last Friday to watch saw more bands. We only caught the last two, but here’s a brief account of what I remember about them...

• Downfall Of Paris – myspace.com/downfallofparis
  
  Four young lads from Newcastle who we thought were pretty average until they played Burn The Roxy, which they claimed was about The Roxy in Sheffield. Since most towns and cities have a nearby shit-hole club called The Roxy, they could easily say that in every town and city where they play though. One good thing about them was that they’d actually bothered to burn six of their tracks onto CDs to give out for free which you don’t get very often these days. Just as well really as I had no idea what they were called until I read what was written on the CD when I got home. I don’t know, these young bands need to learn not to mumble on stage when they say their band name and give out their MySpace address...
  
  Anyway, when they finished playing I decided to give their guitarist some words of wisdom from when I was on the live music circuit all those years ago. Basically, I told him to turn his guitar up, which is good advice if you ask me. I think he then got a bit freaked out when Jo managed to pretty much guess his and the lead singer’s professions though...

• Dead World Leaders – myspace.com/deadworldleaders / 2
  
  This band was the reason we were at the Boardwalk. When they sent me a friend request on MySpace quite a while ago, I had a quick listen and thought they sounded pretty damn good so I added their gig to my calendar. This was their “Homecoming Gig” as they’re a Sheffield band who hadn’t played in the city for seven months or so. DWL (as their friends call them) have a pretty decent following in Sheffield and it’s obvious why; great stage presence coupled with tight, catchy, powerful melodies and riffs that sound great and deserve to be alongside all the other popular indie rock guitar bands in the charts at the moment. And according to one of the reviews on iTunes, they’ve already supported Snow Patrol.
  
  If you want to hear them for yourself, you can download some of their tunes from their website or buy their latest double A-side single The Start of the End Begins / Still I Think What I Think from iTunes – and it goes without saying that I’d definitely recommend catching them live at one of their upcoming gigs.

Labels: music, personal

One of the games I bought for my Wii was The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess. I figured it would be a good game to try out some of the different capabilities of the Wii controllers.

Last Saturday, still hungover from the night before, I decided to give it a go. Three hours later, I was still stuck on the fishing task. No matter how hard I tried to think like a 12 year old (the game’s rating is 12+) I just couldn’t yank that fish out of the water – and that’s when I managed to hook one! Aimlessly dangling a pretend fishing rod in a pretend fishing pond wasn’t what I’d bought a Wii for!

The following morning we had a visit from the elusive blog commenter known as “S Crayon” who wanted to see what the Wii was like. Within a couple of minutes, he had FISH ON! flashing up on the screen. A few more minutes later and he couldn’t stop catching fish! I guess this means he has a lower mental age than me or something. How else could he have done it?

Anyway, I’m guessing there may be other Wii owners out there who are struggling with this task (surely it can’t be just me, can it?) so here’s what you need to do:

1. Cast your line into the pond
2. Dangle it around, bobbing the float on top of the water
3. When you see that the line is moving, pull your controller up and leave it up
4. If you don’t get a bite within a minute or two, try again

I was going wrong at the third stage by constantly waving my controller up and down, trying to yank the fish out of the water. I also just sat there for hours waiting for another fish to bite.

Having never been fishing, I clearly had no idea what I was doing. I wonder if I’d have the same problem with Red Steel since I’ve never had to save anyone from being kidnapped by Japanese mobsters either...

Labels: personal, wii

Ah yes... I forgot to tell you all that I’m now the proud owner of a stupidly named Nintendo Wii.

A few weeks ago, this article dropped into Google Reader confirming that Guitar Hero III would be available for the Wii later this year. The mention of downloadable tracks and online play immediately sold the console to me! I’d already decided a while back that I needed a new gadget but, like many others, I didn’t fancy spending £425 on a PS3, so the Wii was now the obvious choice. In fact, I actually had some change left over after I sensibly sold my Xbox and PSP since I’d not played on either for months. (I’d also heard a rumour that Sony was going to drop the list price for PSPs soon so decided to get rid of mine sooner rather than later while it was still worth more than a tenner...)

However, little did I know how difficult it was to actually find a Wii to buy! Luckily for me, I know people. And we all know that it’s not what you know, it’s who you know. So when an Argos store in Hull got two delivered, one of them had my name on it!

What’s so good about the Wii?

I guess the controller’s the obvious thing to mention. Waving your arms around not only makes games more interesting, but it helps to keep you fit and seems to amuse anyone who might be watching you through your lounge window too. Wii Sports and Wii Play are both ideal games for learning how to use the remote in different ways. The graphics might not be breathtaking but who really cares? It’s backwards compatible with the Nintendo GameCube (not that it matters to me) and you can also buy points to download old NES, SNES, N64, Sega Mega Drive and PC games for it. If that’s not enough, you can also browse the Internet (the Opera-powered Internet Channel software is free at the moment) and the Google Reader team have even launched an interface especially for the Wii!

And there’s more... If any of your friends have a Wii, you can add their Wii number to your contacts and watch their Mii mingle with yours. Since Christian managed to find a Wii, we’ve now got Mr and Mrs Briddon wandering around our TV screen in the Mii Parade.

Seriously, geeks have never had so much fun!

[Image from Wii.Nintendo.com.]

Labels: gadgets, personal, wii

It’s been a while since my last post about new Google services, so here’s one you can speculate about...

• Service name: WWW10
• Code name: www10
• NewAccount: Invalid request.
• CreateAccount: Invalid request.
• EditUserServiceData: User has not signed up for the service.
• Login: OK
• ServiceLogin: OK

I found this completely by accident when I typed in www10.google.com which redirected to the ServiceLogin page for WWW10.

I suppose WWW10 could simply mean Web 2.0 – since “WWW” means “World Wide Web” and 10 is 2 in binary – although that obviously doesn’t help explain what it might actually be. Does anyone want to take a guess?

Anyway, I’ve added it to my list of growing Google Account Service Names which now includes several services that are yet to be named, including fiji, gam, rs2, ssd, weaver and wf.

Labels: google